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mocking bagels since 1972

Boys Are Better Than Girls. NO. Girls Are Better Than Boys. MINE DANGLES! MINE PRODUCES!

Lol what’s with all this battle of the sexes bullshit? Omg boys don’t know anything about girls. Omg girls wish boys knew this and that. Omg here’s a list of things that girls should know about boys. Omg things boys won’t tell girls. Omg girls don’t appreciate boys. Omg boys don’t appreciate girls. Seriously, you know what would fix all this? COMMUNICATE AND STOP BEING A BIG BABY. Geez. I hate generalizations. Stop putting all people in a category because you fucked up with someone(s). All boys suck bc the guys I dated were all assholes. Here’s a thought, STOP DATING ASSHOLES. Notice how the guys you ignore tend to be the “right” ones? All girls suck bc these girls broke my heart. STOP DATING BITCHES! Of course sometimes you can’t tell, but don’t let everyone else pay for what they did to you. GROW UP. And now, you can respond with your angry comments :]